For the past five years, “Bob” has been developing “Bob’s Game”. Now that he’s done his ‘epic RPG’ he wants to get an SDK and He has been spending all of his time making this game and went to GDC a year ago to ask for an SDK. He then incorporated (Robert Pelloni LC) and filled out the correct paperwork.

Nintendo must have an unofficial policy to not deal with lunatics because so far they’ve ignored him. As a rational business man he then decided to do a lock-in. He locked himself into his offices (mother’s basement?) for 100 days all via webcam. Obviously this must end with Nintendo giving him an SDK?

Shockingly, it didn’t. It ended with Bob faking his own death and having the police run in. Or it ended with Bob faking his own death and faking police coming in.

Anyway, here’s to you Bob! Defining Crazy on the DS.